Conversation between Mr Soup and I as we vacate our house (recently renovated to a high standard, a delightful family home, a fusion of old and new, close to shops, train, tram, city and all amenities, inner city living at its best) ten minutes prior to today's 'Open for Inspection'.
Me: I hope no one looks inside the oven.
Me: Because the bread dough is rising in there.
Him: I hope no one looks inside the fridge.
Him: Because that pile of paperwork that usually lives on the kitchen bench is in there.