10 October 2006

overheard

(Upon coming home and being greeted effusively by the dog)

Son #3's friend: Did you see the dog sniffed your mum's penis?

Son #3 (scornfully): My Mummy doesn't have a penis. She has a Volvo.

25 comments:

Em said...

Hilarious!

Lazy cow said...

Ha! Well, my mum has a Volvo...

Martina said...

Vroom...vroom...

Ali said...

Thank you for my first laugh-out-loud of the day!

h&b said...

O .. M ... G .. !!
Totally hilarious. Love it, love it, love it.

Please don't repeat it at his 21st ;)

herhimnbryn said...

Laughing so hard it hurts!

Jerry & Maxy said...

Ha!

MsCellania said...

I'd rather have your VOLVO than the ANGINA I'm rumored to have, according to Oldest. It's a wonder the neighbors aren't bringing me sympathy cards and soup!

Avus said...

Volvo - Swedish, well built, long lasting and comfortable. (Does that fit the bill?)

BabelBabe said...

Now I? Have a Toyota....hmmm.

Bec of the Ladies Lounge said...

I can't believe you're up to 11 comments and NO ONE has made the obvious crude joke about Volvo drivers... Far be it from me to break the atmosphere of gentility!

stompergirl said...

Cracked me up!!

Personally, I have a funny in my pants but my friend Lucy has a giant.

wren said...

That is so funny.

My float said...

Beautiful

Avus said...

Thanks for visiting, Suse. That's the wonder of the blogsphere - the way seemingly unrelated things link up. My daughter (HHnB) emailed me to say how much this post cracked her up, so I had to look it up!

(Volvos also do not depreciate quickly and keep their looks)

As to the usual Volvo driver jokes - I ride a motorcycle and can vouch for them being blind!

shellyC said...

So funny!!! No really funny!!

JANNIKINZ said...

Out of the mouths of babes.
funny funny stuff

Surfing Free said...

Hahaha! A Volvo! Hil-arious!

Poshyarns said...

There are so many reasons I love this, thank you so much for sharing it.

Joke said...

There are so many possible comments my brain might explode.

-J.

P.S. And, WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, the WVW is puusss.

sueeeus said...

laughing laughing laughing!!! It would probably sound bad at this point to say that I sold my Volvo...

Hulai said...

That is so funny! i Love your blog!

Tongue in Cheek Antiques said...

I am still laughing!! How hilarious!!

saia and chago said...
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saia and chago said...

You know, Volvos are THE safest vehicles on the road.