... but my mother always told me
If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything.*
So, I give you this photo.
In which the inside seems to meld with the outside.
And it looks as though I'm pressing the iron to my head.
Which just kind of sums it all up, really.
Peg the socks by the toe
Not with the good scissors
Don't play with matches
Houseguests wear out their welcome after three days.